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fredag 30 juli 2010

Kan du koderna?

Finns massor av förkortningar och uttryck när det pratas sex. Kanske tid att lära sig en del så man kan hänga med i samtalet? För inte kan du heller alla dessa 32?


SEX CODE WORD:
1. AAMP
“Asian-American Massage Parlor. This is the politically correct acronym.”
2. Aircon BBBJ + Hacks
“Scenario: When the maseuse ask, ‘want aircon?’ if yes, she pop one hacks sweet into her mouth and start blowing.”
3. Asian Cowgirl
“Girl on top, squatting.”
4. Babyback
“Petite, young, attractive Asian.”
5. Baja Sur
“Genitals. From the spanish ‘the low south’”.
6. Barracuda
“A professional prostitute who’s only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return.”
7. BBBJ
“Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom)”
8. BBBJTC
“Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm)”
9. BBBJTCWS
“Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing”
10. Beret
“A condom.”
11. Blue Steel
“Viagra”
12. CCL
“Concentration Camp Look.”
13. Civilian
“A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not for financial gain. May be less discreet than a provider and more interested in a relationship.”
14. CMD
“Carpet Matches Drapes (typically a natural blonde)”
15. Date
“A session with a prostitute”
16. DFF
“Dead Fish Fuck”
17. Ed Zachary disease
“A woman with an unattractive face.”
18. FOV
“Finger Outside Vagina”
19. GFE
“Girl Friend Experience”
20. GF3
“Girl Friend Experience w/all three holes”
21. Hardwood Floors
“Clean shaven pussy.”
22. HHHJ
“Half Hearted Hand Job.”
23. Interpreter
“Condom (e.g. She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter = BBBJ)”
24. LBFM
“Little Brown Fucking Machine”
25. Man in a boat
“Clitoris”
26. NQNS
“Non-quitter, non-spitter”
27. PRC
“Women from the People’s Republic of China”
28. Russian
“Penis between breasts”"
29. Sybian
“A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.”
30. TCSS
“Talk Cock Sing Song”
31. XOXO
“Kisses & Hugs”

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