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Dear Ms Jones,
I wish to clar­ify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daugh­ter how hec­tic it was last week before the bliz­zard hit. I told her we sold out every sin­gle shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that sev­eral peo­ple were fight­ing over who would get it.
Her pic­ture doesn’t show me danc­ing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me sell­ing the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her home­work more.