iPad

... och så lite Twittertexter:

• "It surfs the web AND stops the bleeding."

• And you can use the giant QWERTY keyboard to get your period on the iPad!

• Is apple making an iPad for light-flow days? Just wondering...

• iPad? Really? All I can say is, I'm sticking with Always, bitches.

• So I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.

• The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.

• "64 gig iPad will forever be known as the heavy flow model."