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   THE CREATION OF A PUSSY
 Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
 Created a pussy to their design.

 First was a butcher, smart with wit,
 Using a knife, he gave it a slit.

 Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
 With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

 Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
 By using red velvet, he lined it within.

 Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
 With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

 Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
 He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

 Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
 He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

 Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
 He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt!